Monday, February 10, 2014
FREE Vampire eBook: Vampires Don't Cry: Blood Samples
We released a new FREE eBook; Vampires Don't Cry: Blood Samples.
We decided to consolidate out two free shorts into one book, so we threw them in a food processor.
We then threw in the first four chapters of some other vampire works, gave it a good shake, and then switched the power on.
Instant blood!
We called the new book; Vampires Don't Cry: Blood Samples.
It includes;
The whole of New Blood 1: Donny Kelp
The whole of New Blood 2: The Turning of Alan Rand
Segments/samples of Vampires Don't Cry: Original Sin, (The Valerie Lidowitz story)
The first Four Chapters of Vampire High School (Vampires Don't Cry: Book 1)
The first four chapters of A Connecticut Vampire in King Arthur's Court (Connecticut Vampire #1)
The book is available FREE in most eBook stores, Nook, Kobo, Apple, Sony, although Amazon sees to be slow in getting the FREE book message.... so you can pick up a FREE Kindle version at Smashwords;
(Click the book cover below to go to Smashwords for your FREE download.
http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/394382
We hope you like our writings, and become a reader of our vampire world.
Sunday, November 17, 2013
Top 21 Vampire Movies; a Poll of Polls, the Fan’s Choice
There are three major problems with polling; the extent of the polling data, the integrity of the vote counting, and the agenda or point the polling company may be trying to prove or push.
Let’s face it; we all know you can make statistics say anything.
So for this truly representative poll, I didn’t ask the public to vote. Instead I went to a huge list of already existing polls, and took a poll of the polls. Doing so, hopefully, I cut out these pitfalls, and provided a more accurate, consistent poll.
1. I automatically used polling data from many representative sources, cutting out any bias that one poll might have for a certain subdivision or single movie within the genre (One poll had the “Fearless vampire Killers” in top spot, a film that only just makes our list).
2. I automatically polled a huge amount of data, far greater than I could have done on my own (At least three of the lists had polled over one thousand fans of the genre).
3. Looking for a true picture, and not having a pre-existing agenda, I truly counted every vote, whether for obscure films, or genuine genre favorites. This was a poll constructed to provide me information, not to push an agenda, because, basically, on vampire films, I don’t have one.
Whether you peruse the list for your own favorites, or to get suggestions for future viewing, I hope you find something interesting.
• 20. The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967)
Or Pardon Me, But Your Teeth Are In My Neck, is a rare Roman Polanski comedy. It just scrapes into the list and no more.
• 19. Salem’s Lot (1979)
A TV movie starring David Soul. I remember this from my teenage years. Watch the lengthy 180min version for full plot arcs.
• 18. 30 Days of Night (2007)
Directed by David Slade, (Twilight Saga; Eclipse) with a relatively high $30m budget, based on the comic book of the same name. Vampires attack a remote Alaskan town as it enters polar night.
• 17. Black Sunday (1960)
An Italian gothic horror flick, also known as La Maschera del Demonio, and The Mask of Satan. Considered ‘bloody’ in its day, it was banned in some countries (UK) and holds 40th place in the Scariest Movie Moments poll.
• 16. Horror of Dracula (1958)
The only Hammer movie to make the list, starring, of course, Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Directed by Terence Fisher who also did over 50 other movies, mainly Hammer Horror.
• 15. Martin (1976)
Directed by George A Romero (the Godfather of Zombies), his only delve into the vampire lore. Super low budget, yet critically acclaimed, it’s almost a film you have to see, just to say you’ve seen it.
• 14. Underworld (2003)
A four part series mainly directed by Len Wiseman who is married to Kate Beckinsale who stars. (Kate is the daughter of Richard Beckinsale of British Comedy’s Porridge and Rising Damp)
• 13. Shadow of the Vampire (2000)
Stars John Malkovich and Willem Defoe and actually got nominated for two Oscars. It tells the fictional story of the filming of the original 1922 Nosferatu.
• 12. Cronos (1993)
Guillermo de Toro’s first attempt at Direction. Frederico Luppi and Ron Pearlman team up (Blade II) in this sci-fi/vampire crossbreed.
• 11. Nosferatu the Vampyre (1979)
A classic version of the Dracula tale, starring Klaus Kinski, directed by Werner Hertzog. Cost $2.5Million, but grossed $53Million in Italy alone.
• 10. Blade (1998)
Loosely based on the Marvel character, Wesley Snipes stars as Blade, a vampire hybrid, protecting people from vampires. Kris Kristofferson supports. Did well enough for two sequels.
• 9. From Dusk Til Dawn (1996)
I’m not sure that director Quentin Tarantino aimed for a vampire movie, but it’s ranked in every poll. Fast-paced, great dialogue, and a nice cast keep the juggernaut rolling.
• 8. Fright Night (1985)
Far better than its 2011 remake, this b-list cast make a good script great. Tom Holland directorial debut laid the groundwork for many more horror flicks.
• 7. Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1982)
Directed by Francis Ford Coppola, and starring an A+ cast (Gary Oldman, Winona Ryder, Anthony Hopkins, Keanu Reaves) it’s probably the most stylish and accurate to Bram Stoker’s original.
• 6. Dracula (1931)
Starring Bela Lugosi in the title role, it set the bar for the rest of the genre. It makes every list I encountered, and tops a few. Based on the stage play of Bram Stoker’s novel.
• 5. The Lost Boys (1987)
A teen classic, starring Jason Patric, Corey Haim, Kiefer Sutherland, Jami Gertz, Corey Feldman and more. Directed by St Elmo’s Fire Joel Schumacher, it has reached cult status.
• 4. Interview With A Vampire (1994)
Written by Anne Rice, this book launched nine sequels called the Vampire Chronicles. The film starred Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Kirsten Dunst, Antonio Banderas and Christian Slater.
• 3. Near Dark (1987)
Although this movie tanked initially, it has achieved cult status. Kathryn Bigelow’s first film, and was one of the eighties big vampire 'pushes' including Lost Boys and Fright Night.
• 2. Nosferatu (1922)
A totally unauthorized version of Stoker’s Dracula. The title got changed (Nosferatu), the characters got changed (Count Orlov), and most copies got burned when missus Stoker sued, but one remained. It’s still a classic, and surprised me by being consistently high in every single poll.
• 1. Let The Right One In (2008)
A big surprise as the winner. It's the best of the new vampire films. A Swedish movie about a bullied twelve year old boy, who befriends a vampire. Stylish, moody, and well-directed. Consistently high in the polls, and topping a few. It’s a great movie; get the popcorn, turn down the lights and enjoy.
Once the list was completed, I noted a few salient points. Although most of the lists were fairly recent, and votes were cast for the new vampire movies, they never featured highly in most of the lists; Twilight appearing only once.
The list end up being a nice mix of old black and white versions of the genre, stylish 1970-80’s experiments, and modern newcomers. I’ve seen most of them, and have made it my goal to watch the rest. I hope you’ve found your favorite among its ranks, and have been prodded to watch a few of the others. Follow my blog with Bloglovin
Wednesday, April 10, 2013
Vampire High School goes from Trilogy to Series
Yes folks... technically it was just another book, but from a trilogy, it moved the number of Vampire High School novels to four, and that's 'officially' a SERIES. We kept the format exactly the same; the first page in book 4 carries on from the last page of book 3. Excitement high, fever pitch plot-lines, and a climax to die for..... literally.
It also put the number of vampire High School words to over a quarter of a million. We gave the whole series (man that 'series' word sounds real good) a brand new look, with a new 'themed' cover set. April and I are also busy at work on book 5 so stay tuned here and at my Ian Hall Author Blog to hear all the latest!
Monday, February 4, 2013
Vampire High School New Covers
Vampire High School book series has its first anniversary.
A year since the launch of the very first Vampire High School novel, the series now has a full set of new, vibrant covers. Those of you who have followed the growth of the series will undoubtedly notice that there are four covers... yes, book four will be available shortly. April is putting the final touches to her parts and we'll have book 4 out very soon.
Blood Red Roses takes our intrepid duo (Lyman and Mandy) to California looking for a small vampire coven near San Diego. But, as usual, not is all as it seems, and they encounter new friends, enemies and allies in their struggle against the vampire horde.
To get four novels out in one year is a mighty feat, and we hope you'll keep reading, because we've already started the plans for book five. We've also a new website to showcase all our vampire works:
http://www.vampiresdontcry.com
A year since the launch of the very first Vampire High School novel, the series now has a full set of new, vibrant covers. Those of you who have followed the growth of the series will undoubtedly notice that there are four covers... yes, book four will be available shortly. April is putting the final touches to her parts and we'll have book 4 out very soon.
Blood Red Roses takes our intrepid duo (Lyman and Mandy) to California looking for a small vampire coven near San Diego. But, as usual, not is all as it seems, and they encounter new friends, enemies and allies in their struggle against the vampire horde.
To get four novels out in one year is a mighty feat, and we hope you'll keep reading, because we've already started the plans for book five. We've also a new website to showcase all our vampire works:
http://www.vampiresdontcry.com
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Best Employment Positions for Vampires
You might never have given it a second thought, but what job would best have suited a vampire through history?
I'm thinking "Barber".
This is a blood letting machine from the 1800's. It has sharpened blades, for a nice even cut, and it depth adjustable so it doesn't go too deep and completely sever arteries.
Blood letting was considered a menial job; doctors (physicians) would consult, then determine that bloodletting would help the patient, then delegate that procedure. Who did the actual cutting? Yes, you've guessed it.
A Barber.
Sometimes many pints of blood were bled from the patient over a few weeks.
The traditional red and white striped barber's pole holds a deep, more macabre meaning.
Red stripe; the blood. White stripe; the tourniquet used to stem the flow.
Oh, and the pole idea? The stick put in your mouth to bite on. Yup, it was painful.
So... a barber would be a 'perfect' day job for a vampire.
Come and see us at;
http://www.vampiresdontcry.com
I'm thinking "Barber".
This is a blood letting machine from the 1800's. It has sharpened blades, for a nice even cut, and it depth adjustable so it doesn't go too deep and completely sever arteries.
Blood letting was considered a menial job; doctors (physicians) would consult, then determine that bloodletting would help the patient, then delegate that procedure. Who did the actual cutting? Yes, you've guessed it.
A Barber.
Sometimes many pints of blood were bled from the patient over a few weeks.
The traditional red and white striped barber's pole holds a deep, more macabre meaning.
Red stripe; the blood. White stripe; the tourniquet used to stem the flow.
Oh, and the pole idea? The stick put in your mouth to bite on. Yup, it was painful.
So... a barber would be a 'perfect' day job for a vampire.
Come and see us at;
http://www.vampiresdontcry.com
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Send Us Your Fang Photos
Here's Nikki to show you how it's done~
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Vampires Don't Cry: They Dont Glitter Either
We have a new, easy to remember web address for our vampire writings. www.vampiresdontcry.com - this site is a standalone at the moment, but will eventually transition over and point straight to the blog here...that way you can stay in touch will all our scintillating news and updates!
The Vampires Don't Cry world includes the first series by Ian Hall & April L Miller Vampire High School (VHS) and all of its assorted backstories and collections. The actual Vampires Don't Cry (VDC) series-which takes up where VHS left off- is slated to be introduced in 2014.
Pay attention...
- Our vampires don't glimmer, shimmer, shine, sparkle or glitter.
- Our vampires bite hard, bite often, and are known to tear heads off, just to make a point.
- Our vampires are NOT all good-looking twenty-year-old models.
- Our vampires don't spend all day 'making out' or 'hooking up' or 'hanging around'.
- Our vampires spend their days looking over their shoulders, because a Helsing is never too far away.
- Our vampire hunters (Helsings) are armed to the teeth; they have to be, and they only take prisoners so they can execute later in style.
- Our plots are real, sometimes elaborate, but gritty.
- Our climaxes are gutsy, bloody, brutal and final.
So, having got that off my chest, if you're still with me, stay tuned here for more excitement! So far we have over a quarter of a million words.... and still writing.
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